The Man's Guide to Getting Dressed

 



 

+----------+     +-----------+            +-------------------+
| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
+------V---+     +-----V-----+            +-V-----------V-----+
       | Yes           | Yes                | Yes       | No
       +---------------+------------<-------+           V
       |                                              +-------+
       V                                              |  Buy  |
  +---------------+                                   |  more |
  | Take whatever |                                   |clothes|
  |   is on top   |                                   +-------+
  +---------------+          +-------------<---------+
       |                     |                       |
       V                     V                       |
  +--------+  No         +---------+              +--^--------+
  |   Is   |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh"   |  Spray    |
  |   it   | Not sure    |  smell  |------------->|   with    |
  | clean? |------------>|  test   |              | deodorant |
  +----V---+             +--V------+              +-----------+
       | Yes                | "Not bad"
       +--------------------+
       |
       V
  +--------------+                  +---------+
  |For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they|   "I may get
  |Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |    arrested."
  |    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|--------+
  +----V---------+                  +-V-------+        |
       | No                           | No             V
       +------------------------------+          +-------------+
       |                                         |Place item on|
       |                                         | dirty pile; |
       |                                         | start over  |
       |                                         +-------------+
       V
  +---------+      +------------+      +----------------------+
  |  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  | But would you rather |
  |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your  |
  +----V----+      +-----V------+      | eyeball than iron a  |
       | No              | No          | shirt?               |
       |                 |             +---------------V------+
       |                 |                             | Yes
       +--------<--------+----------<------------------+
       |
       V
  +--------+  Kinda            +-------+        +-----------+
  |  Does  |------------------>| Is it |  No    | Seek the  |
  |   it   |  "Does it what?"  |  dark |------->| advice of |
  | match? |------------------>|  out? |        | a female  |
  +--------+                   +-------+        +-----------+
       | Yes                      | Yes
       +------------<-------------+
       |
       V
  +----------+
  |  Put on  |
  | clothes! |
  +----------+
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